My view on trees is definitely rightwing-ish.
I have nothing against trees.
I love trees actually.
As long as they stay in their rightful place.
With their own kind.
And don´t come bothering me.
If they don´t comply, you can always burn them.
Today I have personally uprooted hundreds of little birch-seedlings from where they had no business being – aspiring to start a forest on my porch.
I ask you!
I considered using poison, but they say killing with your own hands gives a special sensation.
Being politically correct I normally wouldn´t admit to it; but since you ask: yes, it felt good.